December  2004 Quotes

 

In my dream our love was lost, I lived by luck and fate

I carried you inside of me, prayed it wouldn't be too late.

- Bruce Springsteen - Back In Your Arms

 

Ponderism's

- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?

- I use to eat a lot of natural food, until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

- There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

 

We are so used to the notion of our own inevitability as life's dominant species that is hard to grasp that we are here only because of timely extraterrestrial bangs and other random flukes. The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billion years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.

- Bill Bryson. A History Of Nearly Everything

 

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

- Monty Python and The Meaning Of Life.

 

All that I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watching the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

and speak my point of view,

But its not sane,

its not sane, No.

- Blind Melons - No Rain