October 2002 Quotes

War is a magnifier, a multiplier. Decent people act more decently; bastards get to be even bigger bastards.

- Complicity. Ian Banks

Idealism is what precedes experience. Cynicism is what follows.

- David T. Wolf

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as a though it had an underlying truth.

- Umberto Eco - Focaults Pendulum

Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: That's because you were drunk

Homer: And how

Frasier Quotes

Frasier: You're a psychiatrist, you know what it's like to listen to people prattling on endlessly about their mundane lives.

Niles: Touche. And on that subject, I heard your show today.

Niles: Dad, do you want to hear what Daphne's funny name was when she was a child ?

Martin: I dunno, is it worse than "Piles"?

West Wing Quotes

Bartlet: You told the press I have a secret plan to fight inflation?
Josh: No, I did not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did not do that. Except, yeah, I did that.

Leo: There are two things you never want to let people see how you make 'em: laws and sausages"

If as we're walkin a hand should slip free
I'll wait for you
And should I fall behind
Wait for me
- Bruce Springsteen. If I should fall behind.