July 2002 Quotes

Is a Dream a lie if it don't come true

or is it, something worse.

 - The River - Bruce Springsteen.

You're not drunk when you can lie on the floor without holding on.

- Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.

- Anon.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra

Perfection of means and confusion of goals, seem, in my opinion to characterise our age.

- Albert Einstein

No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.

- Eleanor Roosevelt.

Liff(n.)

A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.

- for a complete list of all Liff words, try here.

Abwong (vb.)

To Bounce cheerfully on a bed.

- Deeper Meaning of Liff

Ahenny (adj.)

The way people stand when examining other peoples bookshelves.

- Deeper Meaning of Liff

Motspur (n.)

The fourth wheel of a supermarket trolley which looks identical to the other three but renders the trolley completely uncontrollable.

- Deeper Meaning of Liff

What I got I have earned

What I'm not I have learned

Desire and hunger is the fire I breathe

- Because the Night. Bruce Springsteen.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the Ark but professionals built the Titanic.

- Anon.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

- Anon.

Now a life of leisure and a pirates treasure

Don't make much for tragedy

But it's a sad man my friend whose living in his own skin

and can't stand the company

- Better Days. Bruce Springsteen